dggeoff:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

im deleting this fucking website

(vía the-madprofessor)

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morivrty:

- That glass is tougher than anything.
- Not tougher than crystillised carbon. He used a diamond

(vía 221bsherlock)

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asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

(vía the-madprofessor)

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Changing the title of the third Hobbit movie

perlockholmes:

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(vía batched)

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make me choose: markrentoned asked: moonrise kingdom or the grand budapest hotel

(vía gatissed)

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dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

(vía the-madprofessor)

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